Once upon a time, there was a chicken named Gertrude who desperately wanted to be famous. But nobody cared about eggs—until one day, she laid a golden one.
A rabbit named Norbert saw it and thought, “Wow, that’ll go viral!”
He stole the egg, wrapped it nicely, and labeled it: “Exclusive for Easter!”
Suddenly, every animal wanted golden eggs. Norbert became an influencer, launched “Hoppify,” and started wearing bow ties.
Gertrude sued him—for egg theft and trademark infringement.
The judge, a wise old owl, ruled: “You must collaborate.”
And so Easter was born:
Gertrude lays the eggs, Norbert hides them, and everyone pretends it’s tradition. Kids go on egg hunts, adults pretend they’re not into it — and supermarkets rejoice by selling chocolate bunnies in March.
The moral of the story?
Marketing always wins—even in a chicken coop.
And the golden egg? It’s now an NFT.
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